Trump vows to set murder rate back 25 years

Trump to make national murder rate great again.

Nation’s voters wayyy too drunk for first debate

Rcord level of alchol consumtion recrded ahead of firs predisent debat.

Clinton’s new coughing algorithm most lifelike to date

Robotics experts make technological breakthrough.

Voting stimulates same area of brain as puppy kicking

Brain scans provide new insight into the hidden psychology of voting.

Donald Trump selects Bill Clinton as running mate

Trump creates political shock waves with vice presidential running mate.