Trump vows to set murder rate back 25 years

Trump to make national murder rate great again.

Nation’s voters wayyy too drunk for first debate

Rcord level of alchol consumtion recrded ahead of firs predisent debat.

Voting stimulates same area of brain as puppy kicking

Brain scans provide new insight into the hidden psychology of voting.

Trump fails to secure coveted Zodiac endorsement

Controversy erupts at RNC after the Zodiac Killer withholds endorsement.

Donald Trump selects Bill Clinton as running mate

Trump creates political shock waves with vice presidential running mate.