FIFA faces Women’s World Cup bribery allegations

MONTREAL— Further allegations of corruption are plaguing FIFA, the world’s highest governing body in soccer. An anonymous whistleblower recently told Stubhill that the Canadian government took a bribe of $5 million from FIFA to place a successful bid on the most recent Women’s World Cup. “FIFA doesn’t put much effort into women’s soccer so it’s…

Mysterious statues of Nate Silver appearing randomly in Canada

Ontario, Canada— Reports from several concerned log cabin owners and their renters have been delivered to the Canadian government concerning random appearances of giant Nate Silver statues on their property. So far there have been over 75 life-size glass and marble statues that have no explanation of origin or ownership. “I was just minding my…