Rather than depressing election results, why not puppies?
Who needs election talk when we have PUPPIES!!!
Trump’s poll numbers up on news that he shot somebody
Donald Trump shot somebody this morning after theorizing that he could do so without losing loyal supporters.
Frantic, knife-waving Carson says he doesn’t want to have to hurt Trump
GOP candidate Ben Carson said he “didn’t want to have to hurt” Donald Trump, but that he might have to.
BREAKING NEWS: Obama, Carson exposed as KKK members by Anonymous
A leak of KKK members’ identities has revealed President Barack Obama and presidential hopeful Ben Carson are deep undercover agents of the the racist organization.
Jeb Bush wins Republican debate by TKO
Jeb Bush won Wednesday’s Republican presidential debate by technical knockout of Donald Trump.
Trump refuses to apologize for allegedly insulting Ben Carson’s “pissant” religion
Republican presidential front runner Donald Trump resisted requests to apologize to fellow Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson.
FOX announces competitive events for GOP debate
FOX News announced several competitions that would take place tonight during the first Republican presidential “debate.” According to the press release, the events were “carefully designed and selected to test the full range of the candidates’ abilities.” The events measure classic “debate” metrics such as the “argument decibel measurement” portion which measures the peak loudness…
