Donald Trump announces he was actually Andy Kaufman the whole time

WASHINGTON D.C.—This afternoon presidential hopeful Donald Trump announced he is actually Andy Kaufman before a sold-out crowd of paid supporters. Kaufman, the comedian and prolific prankster best known for his portrayal of Latka Gravas in the 70’s sitcom “Taxi,” was believed to have died in 1984. The announcement created political shock waves and ended years…

Unemployed Donald Trump might actually run for president now

NEW YORK—Presidential hopeful Donald Trump announced he “might actually try running for real this time” now that NBC and Univision have cut ties with the billionaire. After recent controversial comments by Trump, NBC and Univision announced they would no longer work with Trump on TV programs such as The Apprentice, Miss America, and Miss Universe.…

Obama vows to use N-word more often

Set your DVR, because President Obama has vowed to use the N-Word again. Obama made the announcement after appearing on Marc Maron’s WTF podcast earlier this week. “After using the N-word on the Podcast, that was all people could talk about.” Obama said. “Suddenly the TPP, job numbers, Benghazi…all gone. No one cared.” Obama expressed regret…