“Hit The Road Jack” to replace Statue of Liberty poem
Today it was announced that lyrics to “Hit The Road Jack” would replace the culturally-outdated poem “The New Colossus.”
U.N. announces travel ban for white American males
Citing decades of mass shootings, the United Nations voted to halt the interstate travel of white American males today.
Frantic, knife-waving Carson says he doesn’t want to have to hurt Trump
GOP candidate Ben Carson said he “didn’t want to have to hurt” Donald Trump, but that he might have to.
Dunkin Donuts responds to Starbucks’ cup controversy with sweet baby Jesus
Dunkin Donuts has placed a graphic depiction of the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ on its holiday cups.
Starbucks’ red “holiday” cups upset fundamentalist Star Wars fans
Star Wars fans took to social media Monday to denounce Starbucks’ new “holiday” cups as “disrespectful.”
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