Today it was announced that lyrics to “Hit The Road Jack” would replace the culturally-outdated poem “The New Colossus.”
Citing decades of mass shootings, the United Nations voted to halt the interstate travel of white American males today.
On the 20th anniversary of the assassination of Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, a potential turning point in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has been reached.
The select House committee investigating the Benghazi attack has called upon Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen as independent experts.
In a press conference today, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said his critics were wrong to criticize his understanding of history.
In response to the United States 2016 presidential candidates, the United Nations held an emergency meeting to pressure the United States into building a giant wall around the perimeter of the entire country.