President Barack Obama announced special forces have thwarted several attempts by ISIS to watch Star Wars.
Responding to popularity among conservative pundits and on social media, Vladimir Putin announced he will run for the Republican presidential nomination.
Today it was announced that lyrics to “Hit The Road Jack” would replace the culturally-outdated poem “The New Colossus.”
Citing decades of mass shootings, the United Nations voted to halt the interstate travel of white American males today.
On the 20th anniversary of the assassination of Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, a potential turning point in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict has been reached.