Groundhog predicts nuclear winter, sets Doomsday Clock to midnight
Dr. Phil shocks global community with alarming prediction.
Flu kills more people than Wuhan coronavirus, according to smug moron
The flu should not be used to stifle concern, if anything it should be used to highlight the risks posed by this new threat.
Tom Brady signs surprise deal with XFL
New England retains Tom Brady, but what does that mean for the future of humanity?
Coronavirus contained after Anheuser-Busch issues cease and desist
In shocking twist, tort law saves humanity from impending pandemic.
Society progresses as first juggalette wins big at Grammys
WHOOP WHOOP!!! Monumental leap forward as marginalized community sweeps 62nd Grammys.
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