California unveils “all-natural” lethal injection
State to provide inmates with healthy, balanced executions.
Newly orphaned 11-year-old Palestinian completely understands why his family had to die
Khalid Hadawi, an 11 year old whose apartment was destroyed by Israeli Defense Force munitions, said he completely understands why his whole family had to die and that the event will certainly not be the basis for severe emotional trauma or hatred for Israel. In a press release, a blood-and-tear-soaked Hadawi said: “Hey, how can I…
What type of personality quiz are you?
You already know what fictional character, dog, mythological god, and potted plant you are, but what type of personality quiz are you?
National Hurricane Center announces new naming system
The World Meteorological Organization (WMO) has developed a new name system that aims to alert threatened populations to the severity of approaching hurricanes, according to a press release from the National Hurricane Center. The name system is the result of a recent study that determined that people are less threatened to prepare by hurricanes with…
Massachusetts successfully defies God’s wrath for ten years
In what can only be described as divine aberration, Massachusetts is set to successfully defy the wrath of God for ten consecutive years. Saturday, May 17 will mark the 10-year anniversary of same-sex marriage in the state. Not only have all of God’s attempts to inflict moral retribution upon the state been viciously blocked by Boston…
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