Trump to build wall to prevent emigration to Mexico
In an interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo, Republican presidential candidate and billionaire comedian Donald Trump elaborated on his plans to build a wall at the Mexico-United States border.
Kellogg’s responds to Wheaties beer with Fruit Loops Four Loko
Kellogg’s is poised to release a Fruit Loops-flavored Four Loko in response to General Mills’ release of “Hefewheaties,” a Hefeweizen styled beer marked with the Wheaties brand.
AshleyMadison.com to become dating site for newly divorced
TORONTO—Avid Life Media, the company that owns infidelity website AshleyMadison.com, announced today that the site would make a major shift from facilitating extramarital affairs to simply being a dating service for the newly divorced. Citing “changing demographics” and a new focus on a socially responsible business model, Ashley Madison spokesman Anthony Macri explained the change as being…
POLL: Why are Americans outraged?
Stubhill News took a comprehensive poll of every American to locate the roots of public outrage. Our findings may surprise you.
Scientists: known universe is an M. Night Shyamalan movie
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND—In a shocking discovery, scientists at the Large Hadron Collider discovered that the entire known universe is actually an M. Night Shyamalan film. “We’ve long suspected that our existence was an illusory construct or simulation ran by a superior intelligence,” said Nobel Prize-winning physicist Johan van Hammerstein. “The plot twist is that we didn’t know we were…
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