AshleyMadison.com to become dating site for newly divorced

TORONTO—Avid Life Media, the company that owns infidelity website AshleyMadison.com, announced today that the site would make a major shift from facilitating extramarital affairs to simply being a dating service for the newly divorced. Citing “changing demographics” and a new focus on a socially responsible business model, Ashley Madison spokesman Anthony Macri explained the change as being…

POLL: Why are Americans outraged?

Stubhill News took a comprehensive poll of every American to locate the roots of public outrage. Our findings may surprise you.

Scientists: known universe is an M. Night Shyamalan movie

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND—In a shocking discovery, scientists at the Large Hadron Collider discovered that the entire known universe is actually an M. Night Shyamalan film. “We’ve long suspected that our existence was an illusory construct or simulation ran by a superior intelligence,” said Nobel Prize-winning physicist Johan van Hammerstein. “The plot twist is that we didn’t know we were…

HBO to relaunch “grittier” Sesame Street

HBO, the premium cable network behind hit shows like Game of Thrones, True Detective and Girls, has secured the rights to the long-running children’s show Sesame Street. Sesame Street has followed the lives of several muppets since it began being broadcast by PBS in 1969. “We are incredibly proud of our role in securing the future…