Donald Trump announces he was actually Andy Kaufman the whole time

WASHINGTON D.C.—This afternoon presidential hopeful Donald Trump announced he is actually Andy Kaufman before a sold-out crowd of paid supporters. Kaufman, the comedian and prolific prankster best known for his portrayal of Latka Gravas in the 70’s sitcom “Taxi,” was believed to have died in 1984. The announcement created political shock waves and ended years…

Obama vows to use N-word more often

Set your DVR, because President Obama has vowed to use the N-Word again. Obama made the announcement after appearing on Marc Maron’s WTF podcast earlier this week. “After using the N-word on the Podcast, that was all people could talk about.” Obama said. “Suddenly the TPP, job numbers, Benghazi…all gone. No one cared.” Obama expressed regret…