Clinton insists he was only hitting on women at polling areas
Bill Clinton defends himself against allegations of violating Mass. voting law.
Objective sports fan looks forward to his team winning Super Bowl yet again
Local sports fan Nathaniel Fairweather said he looks forward to watching his favorite team win the Super Bowl for the eighteenth consecutive year.
Massachusetts successfully defies God’s wrath for ten years
In what can only be described as divine aberration, Massachusetts is set to successfully defy the wrath of God for ten consecutive years. Saturday, May 17 will mark the 10-year anniversary of same-sex marriage in the state. Not only have all of God’s attempts to inflict moral retribution upon the state been viciously blocked by Boston…
