Iron Mike Tyson to fight George Zimmerman

After a sudden change of events, George Zimmerman will now be facing Mike Tyson in a celebrity boxing match scheduled for March 15. Yesterday it was widely reported that rapper DMX, also known by his much more menacing birth name, Earl Simmons, was in talks to enter the ring with Zimmerman. Today, however, right as…

George Zimmerman wants to attend a black college

At a press conference earlier today George Zimmerman announced he was seeking admission to study law at North Carolina Central University, a historically black college with approximately 10 percent white enrollment. It was recently reported that Zimmerman wants to study law so he can help other reckless vigilantes like himself. “Surely this will prove once…