Pope Francis declares war on Christmas
Pope Francis declared war on Christmas today, claiming the sacred holiday a “charade.”
Trump buys new Star Wars film, will release when elected
Donald Trump has announced he now owns the distributions rights for the new Star Wars film.
“Hit The Road Jack” to replace Statue of Liberty poem
Today it was announced that lyrics to “Hit The Road Jack” would replace the culturally-outdated poem “The New Colossus.”
U.N. announces travel ban for white American males
Citing decades of mass shootings, the United Nations voted to halt the interstate travel of white American males today.
Longtime welfare queen off the dole
House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) announced his resignation early Friday morning.
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