The Vatican— Pope Francis issued a blistering denouncement of the Academy after it denied Leonardo DiCaprio yet another Oscar last night. Pope Francis pleaded for the Academy to renounce its decision to award Matthew McConaughey or risk eternal hellfire. “I’m a reasonable guy,” said P. Francey. “But, trust me, you don’t want on my bad…
After a sudden change of events, George Zimmerman will now be facing Mike Tyson in a celebrity boxing match scheduled for March 15. Yesterday it was widely reported that rapper DMX, also known by his much more menacing birth name, Earl Simmons, was in talks to enter the ring with Zimmerman. Today, however, right as…
It was announced Thursday that Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, has nominated Justin Bieber for the Nobel Peace Prize. Mattias Fyrenius, the CEO of the Nobel Media, said that theoretically there is a strong case to be made for Bieber to receive the reward. “Just consider for a moment the amount of focus the news…
North Pole ordered to halt production of copyrighted and trademarked products.
The past twenty-four hours have been a press relations roller coaster for Phil Robertson, a star of A&E reality show Duck Dynasty, after an interview with GQ in which Robertson said some controversial things about race and homosexuality. A&E quickly put Robertson on hiatus until further notice, but, apparently, the whole controversy was due to…
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