Federal Reserve revives lottery ticket purchasing program
Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen announced the Fed would be restarting its lottery ticket purchasing program.
Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen announced the Fed would be restarting its lottery ticket purchasing program.
Washington, D.C.— Ben Bernanke, chairman of the Federal Reserve, announced the launch of “Key to Acceptance,” or “K2A,” an organization with the goal he described as “encouraging young Keynesians and combating quantitative teasing.” Bernanke has been harshly critiqued, especially among libertarians. “The last seven years have been a special Hell for me,” said Bernanke. “A Hell…