Ashton Kutcher reveals Trump campaign just a prank

Netflix renews Punk’d for new season, makes U.S. electorate first victim.

Millions of average looking people of modest means applaud extremely attractive man as he pats himself on the back while pointing solely to hard work for his success

The commoners of America rejoiced this week as a video of Christopher Kutcher, former attractive male underwear model turned attractive actor that generally portrays attractive bumbling morons, lecturing them on the importance of intelligence and hard work went viral. “His words were truly inspirational,” said one long-time farmhand from a rural community with few occupational…