Khalid Hadawi, an 11 year old whose apartment was destroyed by Israeli Defense Force munitions, said he completely understands why his whole family had to die and that the event will certainly not be the basis for severe emotional trauma or hatred for Israel. In a press release, a blood-and-tear-soaked Hadawi said: “Hey, how can I…
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The World Meteorological Organization (WMO) has developed a new name system that aims to alert threatened populations to the severity of approaching hurricanes, according to a press release from the National Hurricane Center. The name system is the result of a recent study that determined that people are less threatened to prepare by hurricanes with…
During their meeting this week, President Obama ordered Pope Francis to purchase a health care plan that covers abortions, according to a high-level source in the administration. Interestingly, abortion was the only service that this health care plan covered “At first the Pope was having none of it,” said the anonymous source. “But after a little convincing, Francis…
The world was stunned today after it was revealed that the mysterious disappearance of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 is really just a publicity stunt for the reboot of the hit ABC series Lost. Distraught families of the passengers were overjoyed to hear the news. In a group statement issued by the families they said the…
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