New York — The annual installment of the War on Christmas heated up last night as a group of militant atheists set fire to New York City’s iconic Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. Onlookers were stunned as the Atheistic Society for Sexual Hedonism and Terror (ASSHAT) stormed Times Square and set the tree ablaze. ASSHAT also…
Every single Texas Republican signed a petition to secede last night after President Obama pardoned Popcorn, this year’s annual presidential pardon. “It seems like every year we hear about this president abusing his authority by pardoning yet another turkey,” said Texas Gov. Rick Perry. “And in so doing, this lame duck president continues to show…
The Make-A-Wish Foundation, a non-profit organization that grants wishes to children afflicted with life-threatening conditions, announced today that it had mistakenly granted the wish of infinite wishes to 7-year-old Damien Thorn. “We have a strict protocol that was supposed to prevent this from ever happening, but somewhere along the line the system must have failed,”…
Stubhill News journalists emerged today from the bunker they retreated to two weeks after the federal government shutdown of 2013. They were admittedly a little embarrassed to discover that the shutdown ended two days after their decision to avoid what seemed like imminent social upheaval.
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