Obama swears fealty to Castro during Mandela’s funeral

President Obama shook the hand of Raul Castro at Nelson Mandela’s Morgan Freeman’s funeral yesterday. The handshake, the ultimate sign of weakness and capitulation, almost certainly marks the beginning of Obama’s long-feared tyrannical descent into ruthless despotism. Obama’s critics were quick to respond to this sudden but inevitable betrayal. “Each and every day Obama continues to…

New study confirms nation’s bias

A new study released today by some scientifical university types completely confirmed everything the nation thought about an issue. The nation learned of the study through a blog post which summarized the 37 page article, while adding an authoritative weight to the study which, if the nation had actually read the article, was obviously not…