DOGE Orders USDA to Water Crops with Gatorade or Face Immediate Termination
Effective immediately, all American crops must be watered exclusively with Gatorade—or the USDA will face immediate termination.
JD Vance: “It’s a shame Jesus never had kids during his sad, meaningless existence”
“He didn’t even have any kids. What was the point of it all? No family legacy. Nothing. He just wandered around the desert, did a few miracles, died, and… well, that’s about it. Where’s the purpose? The fulfillment?”
420% of Tesla Owners Now Embarrassed to Be Seen Driving
A new survey reveals that 420% of Tesla owners feel embarrassed to drive their cars due to CEO Elon Musk bizarre behavior.
Call of Duty: Photo Ops: Trump’s latest campaign adventure breaks new ground
Gamers will navigate a series of unpredictable obstacles, such as misplaced wreaths, gloomy weather, and, of course, the pesky real-life demands of respecting sacred ground.
Trump: Jan 6 riot “Way Bigger” than Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch
Trump claims the January 6 riot was “way bigger” than Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch.
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