CDC resorts to reverse psychology, advises everyone to touch face
Listless CDC advises to just go ahead and touch their face.
Dow tanks after reunion episode of Netflix’s Love Is Blind
Netflix release sparks market volatility?
Biden picks CornPop as VP during rambling, 13-hour victory speech
Biden announces surprise guest act for No Malarky Tour 2020.
Bloomberg endorses Vermin Supreme, solidifying evil vote
Bloomberg withdraws in the name of evil unity.
Potential setback: Bernie Sanders passes away
Democratic primary is thrown a curveball.
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