DEBATE BREAKOUT: Marianne Williamson now leading among voters currently on mushrooms

The established order has received a shuffle after last night’s Democratic debate on NBC.

The first polling following the event shows relative unknown Marianne “No Plan” Williamson now leading among eligible voters currently on mushrooms.

The bloc of voters is large but relatively untapped, and would account for a full third of Democratic voters if Williamson can find a way to get them to stop tripping balls just long enough to get to the polls.

The sudden support shift is likely to spell campaign doom for the previous preference of the voting bloc, The Swirl of Sounds and Colors Circling the Vortex in the Corner of the Room.

Stubhill News reached out to The Swirl of Sounds and Colors Circling the Vortex in the Corner of the Room for comment, but, yet again, have received no response.

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