Donald Trump announced today via Twitter that he has purchased $584 million dollars worth of lottery tickets.
The strategy of obtaining every possible number combination ensures that the former comedian and current acting president will win the record $1.6 billion Mega Millions jackpot.
“That’s nearly a 200 percent return on my investment in one day,” tweeted Trump. “#Wow #Winning #Blessed #HardWorking.”
Trump added that he really deserved this, and doesn’t understand why everyone doesn’t do it.