Millions of average looking people of modest means applaud extremely attractive man as he pats himself on the back while pointing solely to hard work for his success

By William Wotterson

The commoners of America rejoiced this week as a video of Christopher Kutcher, former attractive male underwear model turned attractive actor that generally portrays attractive bumbling morons, lecturing them on the importance of intelligence and hard work went viral.

“His words were truly inspirational,” said one long-time farmhand from a rural community with few occupational options whom lives paycheck to paycheck. “All this time I’ve been waiting for an opportunity, it seems I’ve just been limiting myself by not working hard enough.”

The farmhand followed up by apparently pantomiming stabbing something in his lap.

Candid photos of Ashton Kutcher working hard without any “opportunity” afforded to him due to him being really, really ridiculously good looking.

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