By William Wotterson
The commoners of America rejoiced this week as a video of Christopher Kutcher, former attractive male underwear model turned attractive actor that generally portrays attractive bumbling morons, lecturing them on the importance of intelligence and hard work went viral.
“His words were truly inspirational,” said one long-time farmhand from a rural community with few occupational options whom lives paycheck to paycheck. “All this time I’ve been waiting for an opportunity, it seems I’ve just been limiting myself by not working hard enough.”
The farmhand followed up by apparently pantomiming stabbing something in his lap.